The Rock and Girlfriend Lauren Hashian Welcome Baby Girl. Can You Even Imagine a Little Baby Climbing on One of His Biceps Like It’s a Loving Mountain?

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Sources confirm to Us Weekly that Dwayne Johnson and girlfriend Lauren Hashian asked their new baby girl if she could smell what her dad was cooking for the very first time this Wednesday, December 16. This is Johnson’s second kid, as he has a 14-year-old daughter named Simone from a previous relationship. Do you think it drives the Rock absolutely insane that he has so many strong muscles, but just not the ones you need when it comes to delivering your baby? If Dwayne Johnson had them, believe me, they would be the strongest baby-delivering muscles imaginable. The Rock’s hypothetical uterus could shoot an anti-tank missile through a concrete wall. Hopefully, the Rock will content himself to use his giant muscles to hold his new tiny infant, which, when you think about it, is still one of the best things you can possibly do with them.

The Rock and Girlfriend Welcome New Baby Girl