Wow, some people have it and some people just don’t. For example, Star Wars superfan Marshal Banana spent a year constructing an extremely accurate model of the Millennium Falcon out of 22 pounds of Legos. Meanwhile your screenplay consists of the words “Dog learns to drive a train!?!?! Vince Vaughn to star.” Pathetic. “My main goal was to present the model in a flying position, which was a huge task. Due to its internal framework it was not possible to include an interior, but I was able to fully lighten the model,” Banana said of his creation, which he displayed on his Flicker account. “And there was still enough space left to include a detailed cockpit (with 4 seats), gunner’s platform and a lowering ramp.” A lowering ramp! The level of dedication! Plus you know he must have accidentally stepped on dozens of Legos in his pursuit of artistic glory. Good luck on the gym memberships and beer-making kits you got for Christmas, everybody else. We’ll see how far you got with those next December.
