Terry Crews has an amazing set of pectorals. They bounce, they nip-synced “Ebony and Ivory” with Jimmy Fallon, and they even did a victory gloat after Crews’s lip-sync battle against Mike Tyson. Brooklyn Nine-Nine put his pecs to good use for the holidays, having Crews, Andy Samberg, and Chelsea Peretti perform “Jingle Bells,” but really it’s all about those pecs. You can’t fit them into your stocking, but boy, can you try.
