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Deadpool Officially Earned That R Rating You Wanted! Chimichangas for Everybody! Over 17!

Deadpool fans must be weeping into their delicious chimichangas with joy now that Ryan Reynolds’s sassy, hideously disfigured antihero film has officially earned itself an R rating. Some had feared that releasing the violent, borderline campy Deadpool from 20th Century Fox would necessitate that it be watered down to PG-13, but if the film’s heretofore unrated trailers were any indication, that would have been almost impossible. Between the butthole jokes and the stabbings, a PG-13 Deadpool would be roughly 25 minutes long. Though maybe you can keep the butthole jokes? Wow, these are the questions the MPAA must riddle out every day.

Deadpool Officially Rated R