Kate Winslet picks up Oscars like the rest of us pick up toilet paper — almost too frequently. Winslet went on Kimmel last night to riff on her long and storied awards-show history: Her dad screamed “Quincy Jones!” at her first Oscars. She felt up Susan Sarandon. She giggled with Leonardo DiCaprio about Titanic, specifically how Rose probably could have scooted over a little bit. While Kate Winslet was working up a tight five about the title of the SAG Awards, do you think Leo was politely nodding along, or did he have to silently stab a fork into his thigh to keep from screaming? Do you think he brought his own fork, or nah?