Can’t get enough of Chelsea Handler? Oh, what’s that, you can? Hmmm, well too bad, because Netflix has not one, but two Chelsea Handler projects ready to raise more hell. Handler has officially announced, via handwritten note, her new talk show, coming to a laptop screen near you May 11. It’ll roll out in 30-minute increments, three days a week, on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday — just in time to give you something to complain about over Saturday brunch. And who will stop by Chelsea’s talk show, besides Chuy, obviously? If Chelsea has her way, Michelle Obama, Pope Francis, and … Arnold Schwarzenegger’s maid. May she have the luck (and booking agent) of Stephen Colbert. For now, her show is nameless, but might we suggest Chelsea Does Not Screw This Up for Other Women.