TV Land is bringing the 1988 cult classic Heathers to the small screen in the form of a single-camera comedic anthology. The black comedy will take place in present day, and have a structure similar to FX’s Fargo, featuring a new cast of Heathers each season. According to The Hollywood Reporter, to start off the first season, “Heather McNamara (originally played by Lisanne Falk) is a black lesbian; Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty) is a male who identifies as gender-queer whose real name is Heath; and Heather Chandler (Kim Walker) has a body like Martha Dumptruck.” This marks the third time Heathers has been adapted to the small screen, and maybe you’ll watch it if you aren’t such a mega-bitch. So pour yourself a cup of liquid drainer and cheers to the reboot! (Note: Do not actually do this. It killed Heather.)
Bunch of mega-bitches.