Stephen Colbert never had a chance. When Helen Mirren walked up and planted one of her customary late-night kisses right on his lips, there was no chance the rest of their segment would go according to plan. Sorry, Trumbo, no one’s asking anything about you. Adorable awards-season anecdotes, take a seat. The only thing Stephen Colbert wants to do is explore that kiss, over and over again. “You know what you’re doing,” Colbert admitted, noticeably blushing. Yes, she does. Helen Mirren — what a woman!