Some viewers might enjoy the nostalgia-tinged family reunion Fuller House brings. Others might relish the new story lines that come with new characters. Still others might find the show to be “a porn parody without the porn,” or a “self-conscious, dated, and maudlin reminder of the ceaseless march of time and your inevitable demise.” Roll the clip above to see John Stamos read a few Fuller House reviews (ours is here) and somehow not ask for mercy.
