Russell Crowe is a gruff man, an abrupt man, a man with secrets. His are the secrets that only pass through the lips of man in hushed whispers, from the darkened cover of grimy taverns, in inebriated thralls. The unspeakable truths. In this week’s SNL promos, Crowe unseeded one such secret to Leslie Jones while at a bar, gathering liquid courage for his hosting stint. It’s a secret that no respectable person would have had the forthrightness to imagine possible. According to Russell Crowe, Russell Crowe is “hilarious.” Should make for a good show!