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Kenan Thompson’s David Ortiz Is Proud to Be Sponsored By Your New Favorite Restaurant on Late Night

Kenan Thompson’s David Ortiz impersonation is perhaps not what you would call “technically accurate” or “even in the same ballpark, pun extremely intended.” On the other hand, it allows him to channel a world in which David Ortiz is partnering up with a restaurant owned and operated entirely by pandas, pandas who constantly have sex with each other and serve themselves as food. Are you going to pretend you wouldn’t get lunch there at least once before they shut it down and arrested everyone involved? Especially David Ortiz? Don’t you lie to Big Papi like that. Don’t you ever.

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