Darling, sit down. Your calendar’s about to get very glittery for the foreseeable future: Over the next two years, we’re getting three (!) new Mariah Carey movies, in addition to her first reality show. Deadline reports that Mariah has signed a two-year deal with the Hallmark Channel to create, executive produce, direct, and co-star in three new original movies for the network; she’ll also write an original song for each. The first is set to debut in early 2017 during Hallmark’s Countdown to Valentine’s Day, which means we may very well be blessed with a Mariah Carey rom-com. Just imagine. Carey and Hallmark previously teamed up for a holiday musical special, Mariah Carey’s Merriest Christmas, and a holiday movie, A Christmas Melody, in which Mariah starred and even made her directorial debut. Her reality show, Mariah’s World, is set to air sometime later this year on E!, which means we’re about to have even more Mariah on TV than we ever knew we could handle. How long until she gets her own network?
Oh my god.