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Kumail Nanjiani Told a Couple of Poop Stories on Conan That’ll Really Move You

Everyone poops — even celebrities! For Silicon Valley’s Kumail Nanjiani, the measure of confidence has always been a fellow 8-year-old kid who pooped in his pants at a birthday party, but acted like it wasn’t no thing. In fact, he just called it “party cream,” like it was something everybody should be doing. Fast forward almost 30 years later, and an adult Kumail Nanjiani talks about the time that he pooped in his pants, issued by wardrobe, at work. While this might seem like a horrifying, embarrassing story, Nanjiani seems pretty unperturbed by the whole thing. You might say that he has reached a party-cream level of confidence about it.

Kumail Nanjiani Has Some Great Poop Stories