Hairography like no one’s watching. Hairography like no one’s listening. Hairography like you’ve never been hurt, which you have been because hairography involves a lot of spastic neck work. Orange Is the New Black’s Laverne Cox demonstrated the frenetic art of hairography last night on Kimmel, and it looks like both a dance only Laverne Cox could make look cool and a medical remedy from the ‘50s designed to wake Americans up in the morning. Hairography: increases blood flow to the brain and drives up productivity for the war effort. Hairography: the dance of the future.
