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In Maya and Marty, Diamonds Are Melania Trump’s Best Friend, and By Best Friend, We Mean Food

Diamonds are forever. Gastrointestinal issues are for today. Before the premiere of Maya and Marty, someone saw this photo of Melania Trump and thought, Hey! There’s a premise for a sketch! Thus, Maya Rudolph chowed down on loads of sugar crystals, all with the help of Kate McKinnon’s Heidi Cruz. But where was Cecily Strong’s Melania? And why didn’t we get a standoff between Melania and Melania? First one to eat your net worth wins.

Maya Rudolph’s Melania Chows Down on Diamonds