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Forget the Fireworks and Celebrate the Fourth of July With Sir Patrick Stewart Crooning Some Country Tunes

Sir Patrick Stewart is a dignified guy, but he’s not that dignified, and now there’s video of the Empire’s loyal servant saying “yipikaye” to prove it. That’s right: “England’s premier cowboy singer” is coming stateside with Patrick Stewart’s Cowboy Classics. The multi-volume, limited-time offer has all 27 of Stewart’s country smashes, and if you get yourself together and order in the next three minutes, you’ll even receive Cowboy Pat’s Christmas on the Range. So, yes, you too can have the range for the low, low price of $29.99. The very legitimate infomercial above forgets to mention it, but all of the proceeds from Stewart’s country croonin’ will go to the International Rescue Committee. So, what are you waiting for? Giddy up and get it.

Watch Sir Patrick Stewart Croon Country Tunes