Zac Efron should pretty much only ever do musicals. It’s a stance Vulture has put forth time and time again, and Efron’s appearance on Thursday’s Conan was the perfect proof. At first, Efron and Adam DeVine were sticking to the script. DeVine talked about how Efron’s largely female fan base is very enthusiastic, and Efron noted that DeVine has some lovely, if … different fans of his own, so when Efron and DeVine hang out in real life (sure), the juxtaposition between the two demos can lead to some of-different-worlds drama. Here’s where Efron’s musical theater essence started to glow, from his toes all the way up to his horrifying bleached hair: “It’s like West Side Story every time they come together. It’s like the Sharks and the Jets.” Zac, buddy, we get it! *Hint, hint, wink, wink.* You want to be Tony in West Side Story, and we are there for that. Time to give Spielberg a call.