Everyone knows a video girl when they see one, but a video guy? He’s harder to spot, unless of course you’ve entered the world of Britney Spears. In her magical land where men sprout from the Earth like dandelions, there’s no shortage of them. They pop up everywhere they’re not wanted, including brunch with the girls. The nerve! How ever does Britney choose her main boy toy? Hold auditions, obviously. Allow her new-and-unimproved “Make Me” video, from her fast-approaching (and already controversial) new album, to school us all in the art of the female gaze, one ohhh face at a time.