Heidi Klum, before Burning Man.
Were you worried, even for a second, about where Heidi Klum was this weekend? Don’t be, mein kleiner Mausebär. She’s just been off the grid for a bit, practicing the arts of radical self-reliance (Radikale selbständigkeit) and decommodification (Dekommodifizierung) at Burning Man! The supermodel attended the desert happening alongside boyfriend Vito Schnabel (son of Julian), and she reportedly had an “INCREDIBLE” time, Instagramming it all. Finally, something to fill the Halloween-size hole in Heidi Klum’s heart.