Jimmy Fallon Pets Donald Trump Like He’s a Cat Who Has Threatened to Build a Wall Between Us and Mexico

There are certain things you can’t do to a United States president — current or former — chief among them being hair mussing. So, before Donald Trump possibly, you know, becomes the most powerful man in the world, Jimmy Fallon had to interrogate the most nature-defying hair on Earth. Let’s all hope that it’s somewhere decreed that rubbing a Trump’s head brings good luck in the form of a non-demagogue president.

Jimmy Fallon Messed Up Donald Trump’s Hair