Rest Assured, America, Fat Chris Pratt Will Return

Remember Chris Pratt when he was the lovably absent-minded Andy Dwyer on Parks and Rec? The days before Pratt was a ginormous action star, back when his figure was a little bit more, er, relatable? Well, Pratt says those days aren’t gone forever. His wife, Anna Faris, is a great cook, and some day on the horizon he will again enjoy whatever she prepares, gluttonously.

Rest Assured, America, ‘Fat Pratt’ Will Return