During Monday night’s Late Show, host Stephen Colbert took time away from his guests, Fresh Off the Boat’s delightful Randall Park and Fox News’ far-less-humorous Bill O’Reilly, to offer help to a man who is on the brink of unemployment: President Barack Obama. Taking on his alternate middle-manager persona, Randy, Colbert led Obama through several normal interview questions like, “Why are you being forced out of your current position?” And, “Where were you born?” Colbert even offered a tip that really all current job-seekers should probably remember: “When you say staying in your job would be unconstitutional, what employers hear is that you stole office supplies.” To find out which snack POTUS prefers, a fiber bar or a “shriveled tangerine covered in golden retriever hair filled with bile that I wouldn’t leave alone with the woman I love,” watch the video above.
