Finally, a compelling third-party candidate. Eric Matthews, currently a U.S. senator in the Girl Meets World universe — yes, you are incredibly old — is tossing his hat into the presidential race. And before you cast doubt on his chances, citing his grasp on “important issues” or “the outside world at large,” just think about it. Not only does he fall precisely in line with a history of commanders-in-chief with whom you’d like to knock back a few, he’s also spent quite a lot of time at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, or so we diehards like to believe in the wake of My Date With the President’s Daughter. And no matter that Eric apparently doesn’t have Mr. Feeny’s support — John Adams’s presidential legacy ain’t nothing to stand up for.