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Reese Witherspoon Attempts to Fill Gwyneth Paltrow’s Incredibly Slender Shoes With a New Lifestyle Book

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While Gwyneth Paltrow is currently untangling herself from her lifestyle brand, Reese Witherspoon is jumping into hers with both feet, like leaping off a rope swing into a lazy Tennessee river. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the actress will publish a tome teaching readers “the secrets to Southern women’s signature style, grace and charm” through personal essays, photos, and lifestyle tips. It’s the natural next step after releasing your clothing line’s brunch collection. More importantly, Reese’s new lifestyle book, which is due out in 2018, will be the perfect thing to help you win back your ex, only to eventually teach you that you are an independent woman who loves the book for you.

Reese Witherspoon Is Writing a Lifestyle Book