That poor disgraced swimmer Ryan Lochte just can’t catch a break. After his Dancing With the Stars redemption tour, Lochte has managed to book a gig in the Sharon Stone comedy A Little Something for Your Birthday. To be clear, the “little something” in the title seems to refer to Tony Goldwyn, who plays the cute lawyer who helps Stone get some distance from her controlling mother, played Ellen Burstyn. But who is to say a girl can’t have another little something on the side?
Jeah? Photo: Ethan Miller/Getty Images for Cirque du Solei