Finally, something for the rabid, die-hard fans of the Pat Pack. While celebrating Conan’s first day working at Saturday Night Live many years ago, Norm Macdonald revealed that Chris Farley lured him, then a total stranger, away from the crowd and whispered to him the true gender identity of Pat. If your undying love of the classic SNL character Pat hinges on the continued mystery of his or her gender identity, for the love of god don’t watch the video above. Don’t destroy the illusion that gives you such joy. For everyone else, Pat’s a lady.