Do you recently feel like screaming every single moment of the day? Are you worried about permanently damaging the integrity of your larynx? Boy, does Patton Oswalt have the Band-Aid on an oozing, festering musket wound for you. As offered up on The Late Show, Oswalt is here to introduce Choke It Down, a product for the modern age, given that the modern age is abject horror. Finally, a way to bottle those screams and use the resonant energy to just rocket into another reality entirely. At least we’ll always have guttural moaning.