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Whoopi Goldberg and Keanu Reeves Have a Nice Bonding Session Over Pubic Hair

Ah, the joys of getting older. You have those Steely Dan concerts to attend, unenthused glances into the mirror to expect, and of course … the classic case of the “balding pudenda.” A balding pudenda! At least that’s what Whoopi Goldberg claims to happen when a lady gets older, which she happily explains to a visibly confused Keanu Reeves on Graham Norton: “Once where there was an Afro that I could put beads on and braid, there is now Paul Shaffer’s head. Empty bald, there we go.” Wait, how did this conversation turn to pubic hair so quickly? Thanks, British TV!

Keanu Reeves Can’t Handle Whoopi Goldberg’s Pubic-Hair Talk