With the new administration taking control of the White House, it’s important to understand the chain of command. As such, here’s a chart to consult while huddling in your bomb shelter and counting down the half-life of plutonium.
Don Plattner is a comedy writer living in Chicago. Follow his descent into madness on Twitter at @dehydrogenation.
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