If you are a neutrally handsome man with white teeth and the ability to date a dozen women at one time, why are you not dating January Jones right now? While a guest on The Late Late Show With James Corden last night, the Last Man on Earth actress explained her long-term, semi-serious plan to meet Bachelor-level men like Ben Higgins and Nick Viall via reality TV, a plan her poor publicist is probably tired of waking up to in the middle of the night. (You’d think that publicist would at least tell her Ben Higgins is no longer available.)