Al Franken and Jeff “I’m a Danger to the Country” Sessions have been doing a bit of sparring over the past week about the very normal, very cool topic of Russia, but you know what? Sessions wants to finally make amends for all of his lyin’ ways and correct the record … but only if he can wear his favorite fake-oathin’ hand in place of his biological hand on the Bible. Oh, and also Franken doesn’t actually understand what he’s sayin’ in that racist Southern drawl. What a tricky racoon, that one.
‘Simple Country Liar’ Jeff Sessions Can’t Stop His Southern Trickery on SNL
