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Christine Baranski Politely Acknowledges That Michael Sheen Did in Fact Name His Penis After Her

Yes, word has reached Christine Baranski, the actress, that there exists another Christine Baranski: Michael Sheen’s penis. The British actor nicknamed his manhood “The Great Christine Baranski” for reasons that aren’t totally clear, but do at least amuse Baranski herself. She goes on to explain that she’s decided to take this all as a compliment, as it must mean that Sheen’s penis “performs well under pressure,” has a “long-lasting career,” and we presume, is pretty good at fighting The Good Fight.

Michael Sheen Named His Penis Christine Baranski