British TV shows are the new refuge for washed up American stars. Just ask Taylor Lautner about Cuckoo, or Lindsay Lohan about her new project. In between acquiring a new accent, meeting with the president of Turkey, and signing on for a British prank show, Lohan has found the time to hang out with Ron Weasley in season two of Sick Note, a British comedy that stars Rupert Grint as a man misdiagnosed with a terminal illness, who then decides to keep the fact that he’s actually fine from his family and friends. Lohan will play a character named Katerina West, the daughter of Grint’s boss, played by Don Johnson. If this goes well enough, perhaps she could head back to the U.S. for a role in a Ryan Murphy show, and then build up to that dream Little Mermaid production in which she seems so invested.
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