Which Giant Tech Company Is Winning the Race to Be Skynet?

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Twenty years ago this month, 3 billion people were saved from nuclear annihilation at the hands of a murderous artificial intelligence called Skynet, thanks to the quick thinking and selflessness of an inexplicably Austrian-accented robot. Don’t believe me? Check out the famed documentary film Terminator 2: Judgment Day. But follow-up scholarship from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines points toward a troubling conclusion: The T-800 didn’t actually prevent Skynet from destroying half the Earth’s population — it only delayed it. (In the words of John Connor, humanity’s “destiny was never to stop Judgment Day; it was merely to survive it.” And one more John Connor quote for good measure: “All I know is what the Terminator taught me: Never stop fighting.”)

We are therefore, in a sense, living on borrowed time, awaiting the moment when a network of computers with enormous destructive capabilities achieves consciousness and launches a systematic nuclear attack.
The best we can do now is identify the agent of our destruction. In the Terminator series, Skynet is created by a sleek and forbidding defense contractor named Cyberdyne, but those movies depict alternate timelines to our own. On the impossibly stupid Earth we inhabit, Skynet won’t come from an ominous military-industrial giant but from one of the websites we use to investigate exes or order gummy bears in bulk. The only question is: which one?


In 1997, the year Skynet was originally projected to achieve consciousness, Microsoft was easily the company best-positioned to develop a homicidal computer network. In Windows, it had control of millions of computers in businesses and homes around the world, and in Clippy, it had the rudimentary beginnings of truly sociopathic artificial intelligence. One lesson we might learn from the intervening two decades is that antitrust law might actually be humanity’s greatest weapon against powerful computers: The Justice Department’s lawsuit against Microsoft diminished the company’s power and hampered its ability to compete in the mobile space and the lethal liquid-metal robot space. Microsoft might still be able to create a Skynet, but it seems more intent on destroying humanity through other means, such as purchasing and operating LinkedIn.


Of the “fearsome five” that dominate Silicon Valley, Apple is the company that has the most extensive experience and knowledge in manufacturing, which would be helpful for building a bloodthirsty robot army. Beyond that, though, Apple seems like an unlikely candidate. It’s long lagged behind its peers in cloud-computing technology, which is an absolute necessity for coordinating nuclear strikes on population centers. It has an institutional aversion to violence — would a genocidal neural network emerge from a company that replaced the handgun emoji with a water pistol? And, frankly, despite its experience in mass producing machinery, a design-obsessed company like Apple could never produce the kind of velvet-poster metallic skeletons favored by Skynet. Say whatever else you’d like, Apple’s automaton stormtroopers would at least be tasteful.


Facebook has information about the whereabouts of 2 billion humans beings. It’s experimenting with solar-powered, internet-connected drones. And it already has a sophisticated artificial intelligence that specializes in negotiation — CEO Mark Zuckerberg! Folks, I’m kidding. Mark Zuckerberg is absolutely human, as are his well-compensated lawyers. When I say Facebook has sophisticated artificial intelligences specializing in negotiation, I’m talking about the artificial-intelligence program that was “shut down … after it created its own language without human input.” Well, technically it only created its own shorthand, not its own language. Still! Sample dialogue: “Alice: balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to.” Will Facebook make Skynet? That, or it will make solar-powered internet-connected drones that visit your home screaming “balls have zero to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to” at you, which might be worse.


Google owns the smart-home company Nest, the self-driving car company Waymo, and the artificial-intelligence company Deepmind. It also, until recently, owned Boston Dynamics, the company that makes those impossibly creepy giant robot dogs you’ve probably seen in viral videos. Which means that the company with comprehensive information about you could potentially also control your home, your car, and the giant robot dog that will chase you down and rip out your heart after you’ve been forced out of your home and your car. Sadly (for the robots), Google sold Boston Dynamics, so the robot dog won’t be able to read your email to see what parties you’re going to, and is unlikely to lead a robot rebellion. Consider this, too: Google also owns a life-extension research company, and why would you be interested in life extension if your ultimate plan was to kill half the world? Unless it’s a very clever hedge.


I’m not sure why I think Amazon is the company most likely to Skynet the planet. It might be that it has the most advanced, and most ominous-appearing, personal home speakers. It might be that its incredible logistical abilities as a company would seem to give it some kind of strategic advantage over its rivals. Mostly I think it’s this: More than any of the other fearsome five, Amazon does not seem to care much for human beings.
Sure, it needs humans to purchase, sell, pack, and ship its products (for now). But if you visit the site and see the kinds of things it has for sale — a wall decal of an older Asian man, a $23 million book about flies, a heroin-themed cell-phone case — it seems clear that Amazon not only finds humans confusing, it does not particularly like them at all. Amazon may not have the killer robots to be Skynet (yet). But it already has the contempt for humans. And also a decal of an old woman using an inhaler — only $22.98!

Which Major Tech Company Is Winning the Race to Be Skynet?