Roy Moore is in a bit of a pickle. Specifically, a disgusting, sour pickle filled with allegations about dating minors. That’s why Vice-President Mike Pence wants to meet with him to discuss some crisis-management options on SNL — “Think of it as going to conversion therapy to turn yourself into someone who’s no longer a candidate!” — but he might be a bit out of his depth after hearing just how backwards Alabama is. Jeff Sessions, the Opossum King of the South himself, is also pretty creeped out by this hopeful Senate candidate. That’s when you know it’s bad.