There are some interviews so juicy, the pulp runneth over. Stephen Colbert doesn’t even know where to begin with our Quincy Jones tell-all, in which he told it all about all the things, from who killed JFK to which songs Michael Jackson stole to whom Marlon Brando was secretly boning to so much more. It’s one of the “greatest show business interviews of all time,” according to Colbert’s rave review. So great, Colbert spends nearly five minutes trying to point out the biggest bombshell before realizing there’s no point. They’re all the biggest!