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This Cut-for-Time SNL Sketch Has the Perfect Doll for Your Little Future Wicked Stepmother

From the makers of Wells for Boys (presumably!) comes My Little Stepchildren, a cut-for-time SNL sketch for those children who are, for some reason or another, destined to grow up to be the sinister stepmothers and hostile stepfathers of all our culture’s fairy tales. It’s the perfect toy for playing house, provided that house is a creaky, dark Victorian mansion filled to the rafters with terrible memories and secret betrayals. Attics with firmly locking doors sold separately.

Cut SNL Sketch Has Ideal Gift for Future Wicked Stepmothers