Like a mom whose text messages are so strange they turn around and become hilarious, America’s mom Jennifer Garner is so aggressively nice and normal she can’t help but become a meme. She got distracted at the Oscars, she wept over Hamilton, and now, she wished Reese Witherspoon happy birthday. Normal enough! But because Jennifer Garner cannot help but fully commit to everything she does, she did so while in a marching band uniform playing the sax. A band geek through and through!