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Jack White Ruins Your Marriage, But Absolutely Kills Your Wedding Reception, in Cut SNL Sketch

You thought it was odd that Jack White’s wedding band had such reasonable rates/existed at all, but you thought, why look a gift horse in the mouth? Now, as this week’s other cut-for-time SNL sketch explains, that gift horse is carrying on a torrid, fairly public love affair with your new spouse and your best friend. But boy, can that horse play the guitar!

Jack White Available to Play Your Wedding in Cut SNL Sketch