Because we’ve clearly been going through Spicey withdrawals, Melissa McCarthy returned to SNL last night to perform another five-minute master class in comedy for us. But instead of McCarthy: Sean Spicer we have McCarthy: Doting, Overbearing Stepmother to Michael Che, who’s so gosh darn proud of her little fella co-hosting such a popular segment. She just wants to attack his delicious face with smooches whenever he starts telling a joke! And regale the audience with stories about his elementary-school poems about horseshoe crabs! He doesn’t even mind when the conversation veers to how juicy his buns are. If that’s not true stepchild love, we don’t know what is.