Poor Willie Geist. All that “Norman Rockwell painting come to life” wants to do is read the news for Morning Joe — maybe even get in some witty banter if so inclined — and go the hell home, but Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough make it impossible with their pseudo-sexual mind games that inevitably trickle into the broadcast. Seriously, MSNBC! This is not safe for the youths! Some select lines, for your erotic reading pleasure: “She’s got a third groan, but that’s only for daddy, isn’t it?” “This tea kettle’s about to blow, baby.” “You wanna play Peak-a-Boob with your Mika Mouse?” [Fans self.] Okay, then.