Tuesday night’s episode of Late Night With Seth Meyers tackled Fox News’ Brett Kavanaugh interview head-on with their Couple Things segment, which actually included four things in total, but hey, who’s counting? (Me. I am counting.) Meyers points out that it’s completely weird to deny sexual assault allegations on a network that’s own president had to resign amid numerous sexual misconduct allegations. And also, claiming virginity as the reason you couldn’t have assaulted someone no longer works in a post-Spotlight America. Finally, a trigger warning: There is a joke about hurting a dog.