It’s going to be a long day for everyone, so pop a Xanax into your chamomile and let Seth Meyers’s take on Barack Obama’s definitely real, definitely legit stand-up special, You Mad?, usher you into the afternoon. (Exclusively available at Netflix, obviously.) Or rather, don’t click at all and just imagine the following dialogue spewing from Meyers’s mouth: “You hear about this caravan? The only van Trump should be thinking about is a moving van. He looks like he’s ready to move, you see those bags under his eyes? His bags are packed!” Because the only thing better than dad jokes are POTUS jokes.