The blue wave is coming! Isn’t it? Please tell me it is. Saturday Night Live echoed liberal America’s hopes and fears for Tuesday in a fake spot for Democrats. “They say don’t trust the polls, but I’m choosing to,” shakily intoned Kate McKinnon as she tried to arrange flowers while having a full-blown panic attack. The stress of midterms manifested differently for everyone: lashing out at their kids, chugging coffee, and breaking windows with supersonic screams. Nothing will assuage their fears, not the polls and especially not Nancy Pelosi swaggering on Colbert. I guess we’ll be holding our breath until Thursday. I mean Tuesday.