Is there any moment more glorious, any thrill more palpable, than when your TV switched to screen saver and the DVD-player logo went in the corner? The answer is no. The Office even had one of their better mid-era cold opens about it! Finally, the internet has provided you with that same cathartic feeling, without all the discs weighing you down. You can now stream the DVD-player screen saver on YouTube. Sure, we all miss commentary tracks, special features, and DVD menu Easter Eggs, but now at least we can watch this screensaver for hours at a time. Is it meditative practice? Almost certainly. David Lynch, eat your heart out.