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Kylie Jenner Threw a Normal, Understated First Birthday for Stormi

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Everything about Stormi Webster’s first year on this planet has been bonkers. Her gestation was a secret more closely guarded than who shot JFK, her birth was announced via short film, and she beefed with Nicki Minaj. So of course her first bday has to be as huge and bizarre as her life has been thus far.

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Guests entered the party by being vore’d by a giant inflatable Stormi. The Stormiworld theme was a homage to daddy Travis Scott’s Astroworld album and tour. Once inside, they could ride any number of carnival games, eat pizza and fries, or visit the Stormiworld store to buy merch. There was also a cloud room, a wall of giant teddy bears, a rainbow forest, and an umbrella covered in soft pretzels for some reason. Stormi’s cake had a motorized miniature carousel on it. The party featured a performance by the Baby Shark, and DJ Khaled gave Stormi her first Chanel bag. Kylie’s Instagram captured Stormi giving less than a shit about both the bag and Baby Shark. It just goes to show, kids are bad at influencing.

Kylie Jenner Threw a Bonkers First Birthday for Stormi