If the impending doom of Valentine’s Day has filled you with dread, let this news be the light at the end of that tacky chocolate heart tunnel. Netflix has issued an announcement that Queer Eye season three will drop on March 15 and that the Emmy-winning “fab five” will be in an all-new location: the Midwest! “This season, these fearless ambassadors of taste are headed to Kansas City to bring their infectious brand of self-love, confidence, and encouragement to a whole new roster of heroes.” Will Antoni cook barbecue? Will Bobby refurnish a tornado shelter? Can Tan make a Chiefs jersey work with anything at all? These questions and more will hopefully distract you from all the flowers your co-workers are getting! It’s fine!