Poor Fyre Fest guy who almost sucked a dick for bottled water. He may be getting a reality show, but at what cost? To be played by Jerry? There’s no dignity in that. Jim O’Heir recounted a suspiciously similar story of how he got the water bottles for the Film Independent Spirit Awards. (Fiji Water, I see you!) Host Aubrey Plaza called O’Heir up and asked him to “take one for the team.” Since the show had spent all its money flying out John Waters, O’Heir was asked to blow a guy at Costco to secure the pallets of water necessary for the stars of independent cinema. Did he? You’ll have to watch to find out.