EGOTs are going through it on late night tonight! First, Rita Moreno talked about peeing herself on Busy Tonight, and now John Legend has to write a song about eating ass. It’s one of Mero’s favorite activities, so naturally he wants to enshrine it in song. “I wanna eat your ass like John Deere eats grass,” he croons. Legend suggests an even more veiled metaphor, swimming through a chocolate galaxy. Look for his new single in the fall.