Apparently, amid all of today’s legal drama, we missed some very important Lady Gaga pregnancy rumors. Though her engagement to Christian Carino recently came to an end, there were whispers that Mother Monster was about to become just a regular mom. But actually, we don’t live in a soap opera, so no, the pop star is not expecting. In a tweet (because that’s how stars talk to us) Gaga addressed the rumors like the smart-mouthed New Yorker we all know and love: “Yeah, I’m pregnant with #LG6.” #LG6, of course, references her next album, which will be her sixth. Duh. It’s not clear when Gaga will be giving mind-birth to her album-fetus, but it’s safe to say the status is impending. All we need to know now is when the shower is and also where she’s registered.
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